A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl
leaning into the lion’s cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of
her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to
the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful
punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting
go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has seen the whole scene and,
addressing the biker, says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and
brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.”
“Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just
saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
“Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a
journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow’s
paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you
ride and what political affiliation do you have?”
“A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican.”
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times
to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the
first page:
REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS
AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!
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